College is an uncertain time for most young people. But good literature can get them through. To help all of you who are just starting classes this fall, here’s a list of ten books you need to read!
- Win yourself a college education by becoming a poker pro.
College is expensive. That’s the first thing you learn from college. Maybe you should think about spending the time you’ve got before college making your rounds at the casino with all of the information you’ve just learned from this gambling bible. Yes, that’s an oxymoron (something else you should know for college).
- Thinking for Dummies
Everybody knows you’ve got to keep an open-mind in college, so that professors can fill it full of stuff. In college, you should know how to think for yourself, so that you don’t just take one person’s opinion as definite. In order to learn how to think, buy this book that will tell you exactly how. Believe everything the author has to tell you.
- The Art of Racketeering
Written by the esteemed Professor Wildmore, the Art of Racketeering really demonstrates what you should know about college expenses. Of course, the author knows a lot about racketeering, knowing his salary.
- What to Do After College: Learning from those of us Who Didn’t Have a Plan
You’ll gain steps by step instructions about what to do in your very unique situation. It covers everything. It’s a really big and expensive book. So, win some poker games.
- Cycles of Philosophical Thought: Don’t Major in Philosophy, Unless You Want to Teach Philosophy
It’s a vicious cycle, like most other cycles in this life.
- What to Major in if you Want to Get in the Student Loan Business and Make Money off the Next Generation of College Students
When you take those college classes on economics, then get out of college without any idea of what you want to do, why not continue the vicious cycle? There are two camps in economics in college, kid: the hand-outs and the grab-ups. Be a part of the latter.
- The Best Recipes to Nurse That Hangover
Recipes by the country’s best chefs, highly experienced with drunkenness.
- How to Spot a Party
Kind of like Where’s Waldo. If Waldo partied.
- The History of Collectivism; or, How to Be Like the Cool Kids
10. Geeks, Guys, and Goofs: The Friend Types You Need to Survive Academic, Social, and Entertainment College Life
The Know Nothing 