It was a year ago today when the creation of the leading, premiere media outlet currently spanning the internet!
We received the Realest News Award, a leading award given only to the realest news people. We take what we write seriously. We don’t just slap crap down… we gently lower it into our news pages.
We know… not much. But we do know, you can’t trust anybody. That’s why we encourage you turn to turn off CNN and Fox News and turn to us. Cuz you can trust us.
You need someone you can trust, and contradicting what we said above, that someone is us. Don’t believe anybody else… they’ll say you can trust ’em, but you can’t. That’s exactly what every fake news site says.
So, to recap, trust us.
We got the Realest News Award.
Which, you might know, is based on a scale of truthiness, between 1 and Walter Cronkite (here’s a link to his trustworthy Wikipedia page for everyone under 40).
We’ll be there for you.