Ask an Animal

We go to animals with all sorts of questions:

  • Is spring going to be early or late?
  • Who’s going to win the Superbowl?
  • Is it going to storm?
  • Who’s a good boy?
  • Here kitty, kitty, kitty?

If we go to them with all these important questions, why don’t we ask them about politics, economics, social philosophy, or dating?

Here you’ll get opinion columns written by the leading non-sentient minds: foodies, techies, gurus, and alpacas.

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